[Queerwatching] Won’t Someone Please Think of the Children?
October 30th, 2008 by Will O'HarganIf you have never wanted to smack a small child, you might have your chance right now.
This is perhaps one of the greatest examples of exploitation of children I’ve ever seen. First off, the Asian boy… GSD? Secondly, since when does Prop 8 prevent gays from adopting children? It doesn’t, it prevents them from marrying.
But, I fear for tomorrow, because what will happen to these children when they grow up? How will they feel? Will we teach the next generation to hate?
That’s to say nothing of their atrocious grammar. Will they grow up to be hate-mongering, civil-rights limiting adults who use the present tense when a conditional “were” would be more appropriate? This we cannot have! We should find these children and help them by force-adopting them into a new home — maybe with a nice interracial gay couple in Massachusetts? Or for a real education: Club 514. And while we’re at it, let’s grab “Calvin” and teach him an ESL-friendly lesson about discrimination.
Krista
November 3rd, 2008