[Queerwatching] World’s best excuse for missing work
November 18th, 2008 by KQFill in the blank: “If I could call off work for any reason and get away with it, I would call in _____ .”
If you’re smart, you’ll call in gay and celebrate International Human Rights Day on Dec. 10 by supporting your friendly local queers!
Also, further evidence we should all support homosexuals and their rights — purely for our own entertainment — is the fact that gays write better FAQ than straights. Some gems:
Will this get me on Oprah?
If it will get you to help out, then…yes…you’ll be on Oprah, Honey.
and
Are you implying that “gay” is equivolent [sic] to “sick?”
Whoa! NO! It’s just that “gay” rhymes with “day” so it was a cute and clever way to get you involved. HAHA! Now you’re hooked! You’re beautiful, very not sick, and super wonderful. Help us spread service however you feel comfortable, SWEET THING!
Can’t you just picture the dude writing this? Yes, it’s gotta be a dude. Good cause; good times.
*Bonus: It’s a work holiday here in Thailand, so I’m automatically participating! Join me!
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