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Since I will be at work when the press conference actually happens and unable to convey my full thoughts once it’s been announced, I’ll go ahead and break the news here:

Stan Parrish will be the next head football coach at Ball State. Which, of course is neither news nor breaking. Tom Collins, Ball State’s athletic director and resident assclown will be there. I’m not sure if hand model/university President Jo Ann Gora or her husband Dick Cheney stand-in Roy Budd will be there, but it seems likely since they masterminded the whole thing.

Tom Collins

Jason Whitlock will be en route to Indiana, if message board chatter is to be believed, to tie himself to a crane and work as a human wrecking ball to the athletic department. There’s construction all over Ball State, so it shouldn’t be too hard to find the equipment, either. I wonder if Greg Fallon at the Star Press will ask if we went after Tommy Tuberville at the press conference later today.

I’m sure the hiring of Stan Parrish will be welcomed at Ball State. His promotion will be a pacifier to those who think that he is the main reason BSU won so many games this season, forgetting that it was outstanding defense and few errors that got Ball State where it was.

I wonder how they will answer the questions about the long term.

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