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As teased in today’s column, we’ve got a few extra songs that didn’t make the cut for the big show.

Here’s a goody from the business files, set the the tune of “The Little Drummer Boy.”

Come, they told me
da rum dum dum dum
On University
da rum dum dum dum
Myles has to be…
da rum dum dum dum
rum dum dum dum
rum dum dum dum

Come, they told me
da rum dum dum dum
On University
da rum dum dum dum
Miles has to be…
da rum dum dum dum
rum dum dum dum
rum dum dum dum
Rent’s too high
da rum dum dum dum
Businesses die.

We’ve got more … below the fold.

Here’s a short classic devoted to the stresses of Finals Week. This tune, backed against the beat of “I’ll be home for Christmas” always makes things a little brighter.

I’ll be fucked this Finals Week
You can count on that
Please don’t call, or ask to ball
‘cuz I won’t have time to chat

We celebrate the emptiness of campus during the holiday season with this tune, set to “It’s the most wonderful time of the year.”

It’s the most wonderful time of the year
With the douchebags ‘a missing
and frat boys and freshmen
have all disappeared
It’s the most wonderful time of the year

The streets will be empty
parking spaces a ‘plenty
and no lines out at the bars.
The beer will be flowin’ even
when it’s a snowin’ and
no one is towing our cars!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year
With school out of season
it stands just for reason
to drink some more beeeeeer
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

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