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The ultimate christmas gift for your girlfriend, or in some cases your boyfriend… I’d have to buy a half dozen of these just to hand out when I meet a girl.

Because I am pretty sure that not only will the Shake Weight tone your arms in 6 minutes a day, but that it will also better prepare you to jack a guy off in the same amount of time… or less! Just think about how many more johns you could satisfy during a busy night on the strip. Soon they’ll be asking for you by name… It practically pays for itself! [A dollop of daisy]

As a side note the gay community is up in arms over the statement that this is designed specifically for women.

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