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WASHINGTON — A new report issued by a bi-partisan Congressional commission warns that unless serious changes are made in the next few years, the United States of America could face a massive hyperbole shortage.
“This is quite possibly the worst news ever,” Rep. Doc Hastings (R-Wa.) said Tuesday. Hastings is the chairman of the House Committee [...]
Keeping with Republicans promise to eliminate waste in the government, late Wednesday afternoon the House of Representatives passed an amendment to the 2012 national budget that would completely defund Congress if approved.
The 243-188 vote was largely among party lines, as Democrats rushed to defend funding of the United States’ entire legislative branch.
“Funding for Congress is [...]
Leading members of the Republican Party have some harsh words for President Barack Obama following the revelation that he waited until midday Sunday to adjust the clocks in the White House for Daylight Saving Time.
“President Obama chose to enjoy a long brunch with Michelle and his two daughters before adjusting the clocks in the White [...]
As rumors fly around about what is happening with NBC’s late night lineup, one thing is for certain: It’s giving everyone something to joke about. Tiger Woods must be breathing a sigh of relief right now, as he can finally disappear from the limelight for a little bit and get his world back in order.
Conan [...]
One of my favorite websites, howitshouldhaveended.com is FINALLY back with some new original content, and it’s pretty epic. Rather than mocking the bizarre endings of other movies, or developing simple solutions to the entire conflict of a movie, instead they decide to combine the Terminator movies with Back to the Future. The result is hilarious [...]
Last year, when everyone had Ball State in the AP poll, Chris Fowler refused until this site (oh, and Jason Whitlock) among other places called Fowler out on his fowl play. Now, back then we compared him to, among other things, a muppet, and we stand by that comparison, even though we prefer the Muppets [...]