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A mobile carrier’s Happy New Year text message to a would-be Moscow suicide bomber inadvertently foiled her plans by blowing her up.
The text detonated a vest bomb warn by the bomber while inside a safe hours, mere hours before the planned attack, The Leader-Post said.
[via Threat Level / Wired.com]

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A parody TSA Twitter account – still relatively fresh – is likely to bring new challenges to Twitter’s privacy policy and what exactly defines “a threat to homeland security.”
Behold the insight of Agent Smith (@TSAgov):
Your privacy is safe with us. We have Agent Grover monitoring the scanner images, and he’s legally blind. #tsa #tsagov
Do you [...]

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Sack tapping or ball tapping. The (sometimes) playful act of nailing another dude right between the legs.
As any male will vouch, the consequences are most painful, if not hazardous to one’s health. It is, of course, that “holy shit this hurts” look on the face that is an attacker’s objective. Cell phone cameras capturing that [...]

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At least one member of India’s government is concerned about unfettered population growth, and has announced that the best way to address the issue is to get more Indians to spend their evenings watching TV so that they’re “…too tired to make babies.”  Read more at CNN

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Words can not describe the train wreck that this was.
But video can.

The Colbert Report
Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

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California is saved!

July 28th, 2009 by Jeff Kew

One woman before a city council has all of California’s solutions to their financial crisis.
No confirmation just yet on any relations to Miss Teen South Carolina.

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