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Astute readers will notice the slang buried in the nutgraf.

Reuters | Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters

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Take a look at the front page of WANE.com this afternoon; a story about a deceased town mascot leads. The caption’s where I really lost it.

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Big news night for CNN.com: Is it time for the Simpsons to go?

Just for comparison, here’s the International version at the same time:

This is rivaled tonight by the most popular stories module (U.S. edition) on an article on the Buffalo Continental crash, seen below:

In case you’re wondering, CNNi”s edition, below:
Way to go, America. (Sorry, Chris [...]

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Watch how you clip your thumbnails.
Behold a USATODAY.com article aboutJersey tourism types saying MTV’s show doesn’t properly depict its shore. Here’s a screen capture of the page, though the article is irrelevant here.
Notice anything a little .. risqué?

Didn’t catch it? Let’s examine closer.

The video depicts a 13-year-old girl who, in fact, licked a poll outside [...]

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Though everyone missed it because of the then-breaking news of Letterman’s debacle, Jon Stewart nailed CNN for promoting an the network’s new iPhone app’s traffic tool on last night’s Daily Show. Here’s the segment:

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c

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Yeah, we know you know. But CNN has a story on it, making it more important than our Twitter and Facebook dribble-bitchings. Right? It’s on the front page!

Even CNN is noting the re-occurrence in a semi-snarky headline.

One thing is for sure: If Google continues this trend of downtime the webizens of the world will collectively lift [...]

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