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It’s the classic story of boy likes girl… girl likes boy’s best friend… a trailer park… and a desperately needed Jerry Springer to save the day.
Cue the news that she’s pregnant and throw alcohol into the mix…
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Riders on the Invertigo Roller Coaster at the Great America Theme park – 24 to be exact – were stranded mid-air Monday. Hey! That’s an opportunity for on-the-scene twitporting!

It appears Twitter user @cynful1 began tweeting from the coaster during the incident, although a closer look from a local news outlet reveals a potential attention whore [...]

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Just look at the site’s featured story today. (Click to make the image larger.)

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These are real screen captures from today. Take a peek at the most viewed stories on CNN.com; #1 is not the deadly D.C. Metro accident, North Korea throwing a shitfit or Ed McMahon’s death, it’s …

It’s that irrelevant bullshit.
Which got me wondering what in the world the top CNN.com search terms are …

In CNN’s defense [...]

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In the same vein as the previously mentioned Texts From Last Night, we bring you The Worst And Saddest Of Yahoo! Answers.

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Not news.

May 24th, 2009 by Dave Studinski

A hot topic? Nearly a week later?
ON CNN?!
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