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		<title>[#wtf] Shake Weight again?!?! Now for men!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:53:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>T Mecca</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I never thought I&#8217;d see this product again.  Apparently shaking your way to a killer body has taken off so well for women that they made a male version&#8230; Insert your dirty joke or punchline here, or down at the bottom in the comments box.

Hosts Kevin Pereira and awesomely gorgeous Olivia Munn test out the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I never thought I&#8217;d see this product again.  Apparently shaking your way to a killer body has taken off so well for women that they made a male version&#8230; Insert your dirty joke or punchline here, or down at the bottom in the comments box.</p>
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<p>Hosts Kevin Pereira and awesomely gorgeous Olivia Munn test out the new Shake Weight</p>
<p><a href="http://g4tv.com/videos/42080/Kevin--Olivias-Shake-Weight-Flab-Busting-Trial/">Kevin and Olivias Shake Weight Flab Busting Trial</a></p>
<br/>Originally Posted to <a href="http://www.bewilderedsociety.com/blog/2009/10/shake-weight-again-now-for-men/">BewilderedSociety.com</a>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>[#wtf] Failed workout equipment, or ultimate chirstmas present? You decide&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>T Mecca</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The ultimate christmas gift for your girlfriend, or in some cases your boyfriend&#8230; I&#8217;d have to buy a half dozen of these just to hand out when I meet a girl.
Because I am pretty sure that not only will the Shake Weight tone your arms in 6 minutes a day, but that it will also [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The<a class="wp-caption-dd" title="Shake Weight Exercise for Women" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S3C4AC908w&amp;feature=player_embedded" target="_blank"> ultimate christmas gift</a> for your girlfriend, or in some cases your boyfriend&#8230; I&#8217;d have to buy a half dozen of these just to hand out when I meet a girl.</p>
<blockquote><p>Because I am pretty sure that not only will the Shake Weight tone your arms in 6 minutes a day, but that it will also better prepare you to jack a guy off in the same amount of time&#8230; or less! Just think about how many more johns you could satisfy during a busy night on the strip. Soon they&#8217;ll be asking for you by name&#8230; It practically pays for itself! [<a class="wp-caption-dd" title="If Only I Believed in Hand Jobs..." href="http://oopsiedaisy.typepad.com/dollop_of_daisy/2009/07/if-only-i-believed-in-hand-jobs.html" target="_blank">A dollop of daisy</a>]</p></blockquote>
<p>As a side note the gay community is up in arms over the statement that this is designed specifically for women. <object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="344" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4S3C4AC908w&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4S3C4AC908w&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
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