• 5 persons arrested on the venue for warrant related issues  22 citations issued for various types of false documents or information
• 47 citations for providing alcoholic beverages to minors
• 78 citations issued for underage tobacco use.
• 200 citations issued for drug related charges ranging from simple possession of paraphernalia to dealing and possession of other controlled substances including marijuana, methamphetamine, and cocaine
• 395 citations issued for minor possession, consumption or transportation of alcoholic beverages.

Other citations at the venue include

• sale of alcoholic beverages without a permit
• possession of untaxed alcoholic beverages
• hindering enforcement of the alcoholic beverage act
• fleeing and resisting arrest
• public nudity

The press release is accessible via Word document on the IESP site.

They can take my job and they can take my wealth but that’s okay….even if the powers to be, right now, succeed in making me poor, drum me out, and I’m just a worthless loser… which I’m just about that much above that now… I will only be stronger for it.

When watching the video, I was struck with a thought. You know, to some one crazy enough, this might be inspiring. This might motivate those people who, for whatever the reason, believe what Glenn Beck is selling. That despite the knowledge that Glenn Beck is insane, some people might look for him to lead them. We, of course, know this is true. We have seen the evidence. We don’t understand it because we are looking–no, scratch that, we are hearing Glenn Beck in a totally different way than his fans.

When Glenn Beck supporters watch this video, this is what they hear:

They don’t hear a madman, a raving nutjob that is a modern-day real life Howard Beale. No, they hear him as a noble leader being persecuted for what he believes in–what they believe in. And guess what, there’s a lot of crazy in America.

When I watch that video, I hear this:

It’s all a matter of soundtrack, I suppose.

The bottom line: Listening more than 40 hours a month means you’ll need to pay 99 cents to continue unlimited listening for the rest of month.

Uh … Or you could get a new account?

You could always turn to his Wikipedia entry, but that went under lock down earlier this afternoon:

And don’t forget the Twitter chaos from earlier.

Watching “Thriller” now seems kind of creepy …

See the full show above, or here if Hulu goes down.

Fox is brilliantly riding the tail of Disney’s “High School Musical” phenom, but with one exception: The network is allowing the really shit parts of high school life into the show, making it a legit comedy for us 20-somethings for who high school still seems like yesterday.

The pilot leaves you wanting more, as well it should. If you enjoy the Journey and “Rehab” covers, they’re all available on iTunes by searching “Glee.”

This will be a franchise in no time.

Watch it now if you haven’t been Twittering about it already.

No, were not being paid to promote the product. We just like it. :)

Sometimes it takes a bunch of microphones and “Hey Jude”

That riveting musical clusterfuck – initially viewed on MSNBC Tuesday night – comes to us courtesy of Change is Now CD.com. Oh, if only we could say we were joking.

I’m standing by for a round of obnoxious ringtone advertisements similar to what aired on MTV a few years back. A possible script:

*Loud, obnoxious bass tone with multicolored graphics and PowerPoint-like transitions*

“YO YO YO!!! CHECK IT OUTTTTT: OBAMA RINGTONES OFF DA HOOK! GET ‘EM FRESH! YOOOO BIDEN AND OBAMA THE NEW LEADERSHIP OF TODAY! TEXT CHANGE TO 55555 AND DOWNLOAD NOW!! PEEEEEACE!.”

Here’s a goody from the business files, set the the tune of “The Little Drummer Boy.”

Come, they told me
da rum dum dum dum
On University
da rum dum dum dum
Myles has to be…
da rum dum dum dum
rum dum dum dum
rum dum dum dum

Come, they told me
da rum dum dum dum
On University
da rum dum dum dum
Miles has to be…
da rum dum dum dum
rum dum dum dum
rum dum dum dum
Rent’s too high
da rum dum dum dum
Businesses die.

We’ve got more … below the fold.

Here’s a short classic devoted to the stresses of Finals Week. This tune, backed against the beat of “I’ll be home for Christmas” always makes things a little brighter.

I’ll be fucked this Finals Week
You can count on that
Please don’t call, or ask to ball
‘cuz I won’t have time to chat

We celebrate the emptiness of campus during the holiday season with this tune, set to “It’s the most wonderful time of the year.”

It’s the most wonderful time of the year
With the douchebags ‘a missing
and frat boys and freshmen
have all disappeared
It’s the most wonderful time of the year

The streets will be empty
parking spaces a ‘plenty
and no lines out at the bars.
The beer will be flowin’ even
when it’s a snowin’ and
no one is towing our cars!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year
With school out of season
it stands just for reason
to drink some more beeeeeer
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!