“If you want to break down someone’s door, why don’t you start with AT&T, for God sakes? They make your amazing phone unusable as a phone!”

via TechCrunch.

CNN has their coverage of his coverage, linked via CNN.com’s homepage today:

From “The Daily Show,” Tuesday, August 18

BEST DRAMA SERIES
24
Breaking Bad
Damages
House, MD
LOST
Mad Men

BEST COMEDY SERIES
30 Rock
The Big Bang Theory
Entourage
The Office
Two and a Half Men
Weeds

BEST VARIETY SERIES
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show
Late Show With David Letterman
Real Time With Bill Maher
Saturday Night Live

BEST MADE FOR TV MOVIE
24: Redemption
Grey Gardens
Into the Storm
Prayers for Bobby
Taking Chance

BEST MINISERIES
Generation Kill
House of Saddam
Little Dorrit

BEST REALITY PROGRAM
Antiques Roadshow
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Jon & Kate Plus 8
Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List
Penn & Teller: Bullshit!

BEST REALITY-COMPETITION PROGRAM
The Amazing Race
American Idol
Dancing With the Stars
Project Runway
Top Chef

BEST ACTOR IN A DRAMA
Gabriel Byrne, “In Treatment”
Bryan Cranston, “Breaking Bad”
Michael C. Hall, “Dexter”
Jon Hamm, “Mad Men”
Hugh Laurie, “House M.D.”
Kiefer Sutherland, “24″

BEST ACTRESS IN A DRAMA
Glenn Close, “Damages”
Sally Field, “Brothers & Sisters”
Holly Hunter, “Saving Grace”
Mary McDonnell, “Battlestar Galactica”
Anna Paquin, “True Blood”
Kyra Sedgwick, “The Closer”

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A DRAMA
Michael Emerson, “LOST”
William Hurt, “Damages”
John Mahoney, “In Treatment”
Aaron Paul, “Breaking Bad”
William Shatner, “Boston Legal”
John Slattery, “Mad Men”

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A DRAMA
Candace Bergen, “Boston Legal”
Sharon Glass, “Burn Notice”
Marcia Gay Harden, “Damages”
Christina Hendricks, “Mad Men”
Diane Weist, “In Treatment”
Chandra Wilson, “Grey’s Anatomy”

BEST GUEST ACTOR IN A DRAMA
Ed Asner, “CSI: New York”
Ted Danson, “Damages”
Michael J. Fox, “Rescue Me”
Jimmy Smits, “Dexter”
Jon Voight, “24″

BEST GUEST ACTRESS IN A DRAMA
Carol Burnett, “Law and Order: SVU”
Ellen Burstyn, “Law and Order: SVU”
Tyne Daly, “Grey’s Anatomy”
Susan Sarandon, “ER”
Sigourney Weaver, “Eli Stone”

BEST ACTOR IN A COMEDY
Alec Baldwin, “30 Rock”
Steve Carell, “The Office”
David Duchovny, “Californication”
Jim Parsons, “The Big Bang Theory”
Tony Shalhoub, “Monk”
Charlie Sheen, “Two and a Half Men”

BEST ACTRESS IN A COMEDY
Christina Applegate, “Samantha Who”
Toni Collette, “United States of Tara”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, “The New Adventures of Old Christine”
America Ferrera, “Ugly Betty”
Tina Fey, “30 Rock”
Mary-Louise Parker, “Weeds”

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A COMEDY
John Corbett, “United States of Tara”
Jon Cryer, “Two and a Half Men”
Kevin Dillon, “Entourage”
Neil Patrick Harris, “How I Met Your Mother”
Jeremy Piven, “Entourage”
Rainn Wilson, “The Office”

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A COMEDY
Kristin Chenoweth, “Pushing Daises”
Amy Poehler, “SNL”
Jean Smart, “Samantha Who?”
Tracey Ullman, “State of the Union”
Kristin Wiig, “SNL”
Vanessa Williams, “Ugly Betty”

BEST GUEST ACTOR IN A COMEDY
Alan Alda, “30 Rock”
Will Arnett, “30 Rock”
Albert Brooks, “Weeds”
John Larroquette, “Chuck”
Steve Martin, “30 Rock”

BEST GUEST ACTRESS IN A COMEDY
Christine Baranski, “The Big Bang Theory”
Tina Fey, “SNL”
Salma Hayek, “30 Rock”
Katherine Joosten, “Desperate Housewives”
Elaine Stritch, “30 Rock”

BEST ACTOR IN A MOVIE/MINI
Kevin Bacon, “Taking Chance”
Kenneth Branagh, “Wallander: One Step Behind”
Brendan Gleeson, “Into the Storm”
Kevin Kline, “Cyrano de Bergerac”
Ian McKellen, “King Lear”

BEST ACTRESS IN A MOVIE/MINI
Drew Barrymore, “Grey Gardens”
Jessica Lange, “Grey Gardens”
Shirley MacLaine, “Coco Chanel”
Anna Paquin, “Courageous Heart of Irena Sendler”
Sigourney Weaver, “Prayers for Bobby”

BEST HOST OF A REALITY TV PROGRAM
“Dancing With the Stars,” Tom Bergeron
“Project Runway,” Heidi Klum
“Deal or No Deal,” Howie Mandel
“Survivor,” Jeff Probst
“American Idol,” Ryan Seacrest

Even MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow can’t resist now. Watch her staff crack her up a quarter of the way into the segment:

It’s not the mouthful heard about the situation; Jon Stewart broached the topic on The Daily Show back in March: