Behold a USATODAY.com article aboutJersey tourism types saying MTV’s show doesn’t properly depict its shore. Here’s a screen capture of the page, though the article is irrelevant here.

Notice anything a little .. risqué?

Didn’t catch it? Let’s examine closer.

The video depicts a 13-year-old girl who, in fact, licked a poll outside in Washington State, proceeding to get her tongue stuck to it.

I say the thumbnail crop and teaser text suggest a different story …